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Short Circuit 2
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is landing on runway 3-0 right. [00:00:53] Police and security to full alert immediately. [00:00:57] [00:01:34] Rolex watches. You know the name.... [00:01:37] You little rascal, running away like that. [00:01:41] See how he runs around? He's programmed to do that. [00:01:44] [00:01:45] This is a highly sophisticated robot for $1 9.95. [00:01:48] [00:01:49] Uncle, are you wanting to buy? No obligation. [00:01:52] Rolex. You know the name, own the watch. [00:01:55] [00:01:56] Ultimate in Swiss craftsmanship. You've seen them at Tiffany's... [00:02:01] ...for $1 700. I deal in volume. My special price for you, $39.95. [00:02:06] [00:02:07] $39.95, how can you beat that? Can you beat it? [00:02:10] [00:02:11] -Would you like a robot? -How's it going? [00:02:14] They're not selling like pancakes. I should sell them door-to-door. [00:02:19] [00:02:20] In this town? Did you just fall off the banana boat? [00:02:24] I don't travel with bananas. [00:02:27] I've been kicking around town for two days. [00:02:31] Really? [00:02:32] [00:02:34] -Let's upgrade your image. -Up my image? [00:02:38] I'll let you have half my inventory. What do you say? [00:02:42] [00:04:55] Mr. Slater, look. You haven't seen this. [00:04:58] [00:04:59] You haven't seen it. Check it out. [00:05:01] [00:05:02] See, they're hands. They clap. [00:05:06] -I know it'll sell. -We don't sell novelty items. [00:05:10] How many chances should I give you? I want high-tech. [00:05:14] It's for Christmas... [00:05:16] ...not Easter. Got it? [00:05:19] Yes, sir, high-tech. [00:05:21] I'll keep looking. [00:05:23] And if you don't mind, some of us are trying to work. [00:05:27] [00:05:28] Ah! That's better. [00:05:30] [00:05:32] Silence is better than Little Richard? [00:05:35] [00:05:41] I'll sell these wholesale. You'll clean up. [00:05:44] I am occupying myself with-- [00:05:46] [00:05:47] Toy robots are pathetic. They won't move. Not here. [00:05:50] [00:05:51] Is this yours? [00:05:52] [00:05:53] -Yes. It is called Number Five. -It rolled past my office. [00:05:58] We were taking a meeting here. Who are you? [00:06:02] Sandy Banatoni, assistant buyer, Simpson's toy department. Okay? [00:06:07] [00:06:08] -They're great. Where'd you get them? -Thank you. [00:06:12] I am making them. I am Ben Jahrvi. [00:06:16] Titanic Toy Corporation. Like the ship. [00:06:19] Where are you located? [00:06:21] [00:06:22] I am based in that vehicle over yonder. [00:06:25] -No. Where is your assembly plant? -There. It's also my home. [00:06:31] [00:06:32] You mean you make these yourself? ln there? [00:06:35] Robotics is the only livelihood I know. [00:06:38] [00:06:39] You want to buy one? The hand's bendy. [00:06:42] We deal in volume. I can't order less than a thousand. [00:06:46] [00:06:47] -1 000? -1 000. [00:06:48] 1 000? We could do 1 000. If the unit price is attractive. [00:06:52] [00:06:53] Who are the "we"? [00:06:55] -We could go maybe $50 apiece. -I'm charging $1 9.95. [00:06:59] Per day! To rent. [00:07:01] If you want to buy for $50 apiece, we could live with that. [00:07:05] [00:07:06] Maybe. When could you deliver? [00:07:08] [00:07:09] You want a rough estimate of how long? [00:07:12] -Yes, 1 000 robots.... -This is just a ballpark figure. [00:07:16] [00:07:18] They could be ready by October. [00:07:21] -Really? -1 993. [00:07:23] Rolex! [00:07:25] [00:07:27] Sorry I wasted your time. We're in different worlds. [00:07:31] [00:07:32] -I'd have to have them in 30 days. -Thirty days? [00:07:37] [00:07:38] Wait a minute. [00:07:39] He meant with our current facilities. We could expand our operation. [00:07:44] We can get a factory. With a cash advance, we'd be in high gear. [00:07:49] Again, you say "we." [00:07:51] [00:07:52] -My boss won't approve an advance. -We'll forego the advance. [00:07:56] Tell you what. We'll show up October 1 5th this year with 1 000. [00:08:01] You guarantee to buy them? $50 dollars apiece, C.O.D. [00:08:06] -Okay. -Yeah. [00:08:07] Get your lawyers on it. We got a deal. [00:08:10] [00:08:12] We are making a deal. This is pleasantly pleasing. [00:08:16] [00:08:17] I'm studying to become a citizen of your country. [00:08:20] [00:08:21] You appreciate my robots? Did you ask me a question? [00:08:24] [00:08:25] -They're running away. -Get back here. [00:08:28] I'm going to take your batteries out. [00:08:32] -First things first. -Who are you and what is your name? [00:08:37] Fred Ritter. I ask questions, like "Where's your capital?" [00:08:41] [00:08:42] Washington, D.C. [00:08:43] [00:08:44] Simple words. How will you build those robots with no money? [00:08:48] [00:08:49] My friends Newton and Stephanie in Montana can assist me financially. [00:08:53] [00:08:54] Montana? You got friends here. I got you your big break. [00:08:58] [00:09:09] Oscar, step aside. [00:09:11] [00:09:28] Mr. de Ruyter, welcome to First Federal. [00:09:32] It's a great honour for all of us-- [00:09:35] -Might we step inside? -Oh, yes. Indeed. [00:09:38] [00:09:52] Madson steel alloy. A-450. [00:09:54] Built by Heimdall. Completely custom. [00:09:58] We're quite proud of it. [00:10:00] [00:10:15] Gentlemen: the Vanderveer Collection. [00:10:18] [00:10:21] They'll stay here until one day before the exhibition opens. [00:10:26] [00:10:30] During the day, we'll have a special detail of six armed guards. [00:10:34] [00:10:35] At night there'll be 1 2 strategically placed security personnel. [00:10:40] -Excellent. -Glad you approve. [00:10:43] [00:10:47] You owe me money, due in 30 days. [00:10:49] [00:10:50] Yes, sir. It takes money to make money. [00:10:53] It's a sure thing. Guaranteed. [00:10:56] Your money, your interest, is in your pocket. In full. On time. [00:11:01] This time, I have great collateral. Fifty-five Rolex watches. [00:11:06] You know the name, now own the watch. [00:11:09] [00:11:10] I know the name, Fred. [00:11:12] And your body is your collateral. [00:11:15] [00:11:18] -This changes nothing. -Absolutely not. [00:11:21] -You still owe me. -Absolutely. [00:11:23] [00:11:24] -In 30 days. -30 days. [00:11:26] [00:11:29] This is it! Your new factory! [00:11:32] [00:11:33] Right here? [00:11:34] This is why I'm studying to become citizen. [00:11:38] In one day, a man can go from a street corner... [00:11:42] ...to a skyscraping building. [00:11:44] [00:11:45] What do you mean? Not the bank. Over here. [00:11:48] [00:11:51] Midtown. Central location. [00:11:53] Been here since 1 902. Beautiful, huh? [00:11:57] An historic building. Come on. [00:11:59] [00:12:03] It's unbelievable, isn't it? [00:12:06] It'll be torn down. I got a short-term lease. [00:12:09] -Really? -Got it for a song. Will it work? [00:12:12] It has everything we need. [00:12:15] Walls, windows. [00:12:17] Phones. All the square footage you could ask for. [00:12:21] Benny, meet your production staff. [00:12:24] [00:12:25] They're hard workers. And, hey, minimum wage. [00:12:29] Here's your budget for parts. I promised them a fancy dinner. [00:12:34] -Our table is reserved at McDonald's. -Excuse me? [00:12:38] [00:12:39] -How'd you obtain this money? -A little muscle, a lot of hustle. [00:12:44] -Did everybody get a watch? -Yeah, I got a watch. [00:12:48] -You like McNuggets? -Who is he? [00:12:50] [00:12:51] Trust me. [00:12:52] [00:13:03] I don't believe it. [00:13:06] This is just great! [00:13:07] Who are they? Nobody's supposed to be here! [00:13:11] -Slow down. -I should've stayed away from this. [00:13:15] Leave! Go back to your two-bit computer scam. [00:13:18] [00:13:19] How much time do we need? [00:13:21] You gotta be kidding. [00:13:23] [00:13:24] We're not even past the utility lines. The soil density is low. [00:13:29] -We'll never get to the jewels-- -How much time? [00:13:33] [00:13:50] If we stop for five days, we won't make it. [00:13:53] [00:13:54] We must get them out or kiss the diamonds goodbye. [00:13:58] -How'd you come up with this? -Split conductor cable, remember? [00:14:03] I used to work in Oregon for Nova Robotics. [00:14:07] I and my friend, Newton, designed the real Number Five. [00:14:11] Unfortunately, the military wanted to use him as a death-weapon. [00:14:16] [00:14:17] You made these things for real and now you make toys for a living? [00:14:21] [00:14:22] Well, the real Number Five malfunctioned and.... [00:14:25] Let's say we were separated from our jobs. [00:14:29] When you finish, we'll have 25. [00:14:31] [00:14:32] Voila, my man. [00:14:33] Number 25. [00:14:36] [00:14:39] 24. [00:14:40] [00:14:42] Excuse me, we are not open to the public. Oh, hello. Can l--? [00:14:47] [00:14:49] Guys, you're jumping the gun. Arnold said I had 29 more days. [00:14:54] Hey, watch the silk! [00:14:56] [00:14:57] Let's do it! [00:14:58] [00:15:01] No, please! [00:15:02] [00:15:07] Please, don't leave! [00:15:08] [00:15:09] Don't forget the circuit.... Tester. [00:15:12] [00:15:13] Not the circuit tester! Oh, Fred get up, you-- [00:15:17] [00:15:26] You should learn self-defence. [00:15:28] [00:15:29] Who would do this to persons like us? [00:15:32] -I thought I knew them-- -Wait, sir! Wait! [00:15:35] [00:15:36] Now we are unemployers. [00:15:38] We still got the robot parts. I'll get a new staff. [00:15:42] We have no money and no equipment. [00:15:45] To make them by hand would be slower... [00:15:48] ...than moles' asses in January. [00:15:51] [00:15:52] Benny, my back's to the wall! We must come up with something! [00:15:57] No. We are people who have everything in our favour going against us. [00:16:02] How about we go to the lady and beg for an advance? [00:16:07] We go in there and grovel. We look pathetic. [00:16:10] [00:16:11] Mountain Lion Air Freight. We got a delivery. [00:16:15] Oh, yeah? [00:16:16] We've had enough deliveries for one day. [00:16:20] -Mr. Benjamin Jarvee? -Jahrvi. [00:16:23] -We should leave it here? -Yeah, leave it out there. [00:16:27] [00:16:40] -Who even knows you're here? -I only told my friends in Montana. [00:16:45] [00:16:50] -I've never seen that before. -What is this crap? [00:16:54] [00:16:56] Who is caring? This crap is moving! [00:16:59] [00:17:13] Hello, bozos! [00:17:14] [00:17:15] Benjamin! Come here, give me a hug. It's so good to see you! [00:17:20] Number Five! [00:17:21] [00:17:22] For you, from Stephanie. Granola brownies. No preservatives. [00:17:26] It's the real Number Two! [00:17:28] [00:17:29] -Five. -Five! [00:17:30] -Call me Johnny Five. -Johnny? [00:17:33] -You've taken a name? -I choose many things... [00:17:36] ...but not coming in a box. I chose to fly, they say I'm cargo. [00:17:41] -No movie, no bag of peanuts. -Why are you here? [00:17:45] -I am not understanding. -Oh, listen. [00:17:48] [00:17:49] Ben. The only way we could help was to send Number Five. [00:17:53] He can build your robots. He loves input, so watch him. [00:17:58] -Stephanie and Newton. -Ben... [00:18:00] [00:18:01] -...this is home? Domicile? Flophouse? -Oh, Fred. [00:18:05] Lady Luck's sitting in our lap. [00:18:07] [00:18:08] -She is? You said it misfunctioned. -That's false. [00:18:11] We were working and he was struck by lightning. [00:18:15] From this moment on, he's having a mind of his own. [00:18:19] The government tried to destroy him. Now he lives in Montana. [00:18:24] -In a cabin, in the woods, incognito. -Ooh! lnput! [00:18:29] Hound of the Baskervilles. [00:18:31] [00:18:36] I think the chauffeur did it. [00:18:38] [00:18:41] He did. [00:18:43] Listen. We should not tell him he is in a major metropolitan area. [00:18:48] If he learns he's in a city full of input, he'll go crazy. [00:18:52] -This thing runs by itself? -Thing? "An object without life"? [00:18:57] Incorrect. Johnny Five not a thing. [00:19:00] Yeah, right. Is it remote-controlled or what? [00:19:04] Well, uh.... [00:19:05] You would not believe me, huh? Number Five? [00:19:09] Johnny Five. Johnny is a very cute name. [00:19:12] [00:19:13] -I like it. -Come here. [00:19:15] -This is Fred. -Hello, Fred. [00:19:17] Over here. [00:19:18] -Oh, right. -Give Fred a demonstration... [00:19:21] ...how you'll help us out of this sticky predicament we're in. [00:19:26] -Assemble. -Sure. [00:19:27] [00:19:28] Okay, check diagram. Find tread assembly, right. Ah! [00:19:33] [00:19:40] Don't forget the nernies! [00:19:42] [00:19:53] It's me! lsn't that special? [00:19:55] [00:19:56] We're home free! It can build them all, right? [00:19:59] [00:20:03] What is it, Matumwa? [00:20:05] [00:20:08] Now, the next set of parts.... [00:20:11] [00:20:20] Completed number 74, Benjamin. Benjamin? [00:20:24] The government is divided into three trees.... [00:20:29] Branches. [00:20:30] [00:20:31] We'll return to Tarzan after this. [00:20:34] [00:20:35] It's the all-new Radio Shack stereo. [00:20:38] Just look at these prices! [00:20:40] [00:20:41] I need therapy. Until I'm cured, you can save big! [00:20:44] [00:20:45] Come on! Take advantage of Manic Mike. [00:20:48] I have to sell! I'm in a panic, I'm frantic and I'm... [00:20:53] [00:20:54] ...manic! [00:20:55] Whoa, nutso. [00:20:56] [00:20:57] Interesting human. [00:20:58] [00:21:04] It's incredible! [00:21:06] They have a robot doing work for them. [00:21:09] Completely unsupervised. A mobile, independent robotics system. [00:21:14] Are they moving out? [00:21:16] The stuff we smashed is nothing compared to that. [00:21:20] They must be rich. They probably bought the building. [00:21:24] So we get rid of the robot. [00:21:27] [00:21:32] Benjamin? Bwana Benjamin? Wake-up call. [00:21:36] [00:21:42] Up and at 'em! Time to recharge. [00:21:45] [00:21:46] You have a new power supply? [00:21:48] [00:21:49] Lithium-argon battery. Good for 500 hours. Improved your design. [00:21:53] I'm proud. You removed your laser. [00:21:56] Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Bad. [00:22:00] You've modified much of your person. [00:22:03] -Impressive for a military prototype. -It's the new Johnny Five. [00:22:08] Look at these items! lncreased memory! 500 megabytes! [00:22:12] I have a utility pack and Greenpeace stickers! [00:22:15] [00:22:16] A Nike Swoosh! [00:22:17] Act now and get my all-new multi-frequency remote control! [00:22:22] [00:22:29] You're a crazy man, huh? [00:22:30] [00:22:32] I'm trying to sleep here. [00:22:34] I'm in a panic, I'm frantic and I'm... [00:22:38] ...manic! [00:22:40] Fred, it's time to wake up. The early bird gets worms. [00:22:44] -What time is it? -8:37 a.m. and 1 7 seconds. [00:22:47] I have to go to Simpson's to sign the papers. [00:22:51] [00:22:52] I'll go with you. I'd love input. [00:22:54] [00:22:55] Johnny Five, you must wait here. [00:22:57] There's nothing outside. It's very boring. [00:23:01] All you need is here. [00:23:03] I'll be back soon. It's very boring. Very boring. [00:23:07] [00:23:09] Dubious. Hard to believe. [00:23:11] [00:23:12] -Excuse me. -Oh. Mr. Jahrvi, right? [00:23:14] [00:23:15] You can call me B-E-N. I spell it Ben. [00:23:17] [00:23:18] -How's it going? -Great. [00:23:20] [00:23:21] For you. [00:23:22] [00:23:23] This looks even better than your prototype. [00:23:26] [00:23:27] You can maintain the quality and meet our deadline? [00:23:30] [00:23:31] Yes. [00:23:32] Why don't you go down and sign the papers? [00:23:35] [00:23:36] I don't know why. [00:23:37] I mean, you should go. [00:23:39] [00:23:41] Good luck with the rest of them. We'll be in touch. [00:23:45] [00:23:54] Hi, neighbour. I've been thinking about you... [00:23:58] ...and I thought you'd like to see Hisher. Hisher is... [00:24:02] [00:24:03] ...a ventriloquist's dummy. He isn't alive. [00:24:06] I am. I'm human, like you. [00:24:09] [00:24:10] Hisher's made of papier-mache and wood. [00:24:13] Except for pretend, Hisher doesn't have feelings. [00:24:17] [00:24:18] I have feelings. [00:24:20] [00:24:21] I have skin, and bones.... [00:24:24] Watch the shirt. It's my Bisana. [00:24:26] [00:24:27] It's a $1 90 shirt. [00:24:29] I paid $45.50, off the truck. [00:24:32] [00:24:33] Want to hand me a Labatt's? [00:24:35] Sure. Wouldn't want you to strain yourself. [00:24:39] " Can you say, 'thank you'?" [00:24:41] [00:24:42] Try to find more cashew nuts. [00:24:44] [00:24:47] Wash his socks, iron his shirts.... [00:24:49] [00:24:50] Like animals. The people in this city-- [00:24:53] [00:24:54] It's back-to-the-trees time. [00:24:56] City? I am in a city? [00:24:59] [00:25:00] I didn't say that. This is actually no place at all. [00:25:03] [00:25:05] Don't bother. There's nothing to see. [00:25:08] See for yourself, it's pretty dull. [00:25:11] [00:25:15] It's not much of a place to see. [00:25:17] [00:25:18] -Major metropolis! -We got toys to make. [00:25:21] [00:25:22] Wasn't told I was in a city. Why? [00:25:24] -Get back to work! -You order me? [00:25:26] I'm not Slave-O-Matic. I'm Johnny Five. [00:25:29] [00:25:30] My Aunt Bertha's a toaster. Come on! [00:25:32] [00:25:33] No way. Time for sightseeing. [00:25:34] [00:25:35] -What do you need with sightseeing? -Excuse me. [00:25:39] [00:25:47] Wow! lnput! [00:25:50] [00:25:51] Megabytes of input! [00:25:53] [00:25:54] Watch your toes. [00:25:55] [00:25:56] Look at this place. It's amazing! [00:25:58] [00:26:00] It's like Montana, only vertical. [00:26:03] [00:26:05] Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats! [00:26:08] I am impressed! [00:26:10] [00:26:14] A mobile human. [00:26:16] [00:26:18] Woman with a dead animal. [00:26:20] [00:26:22] Outdoor plumbing. [00:26:23] [00:26:29] It must be Candid Camera. [00:26:30] [00:26:32] Hot dogs! Pork snouts, nitrites, red dye number five. [00:26:36] [00:26:38] Hello pedestrians, city folk... [00:26:40] ...urban professionals. Nice place. [00:26:43] [00:26:46] Human porcupines. [00:26:48] [00:26:50] Smile! [00:26:51] [00:26:52] What's going on? [00:26:54] [00:26:59] Red to black, red to black. Red card. [00:27:02] Anyone can play. Winners all the time. Red to black, red to black. [00:27:07] Pick a card. [00:27:08] That one. I win. [00:27:10] [00:27:12] -What the hell am I looking at? -It's a droid! [00:27:15] [00:27:16] -Kiss off, geek. -I did not win? [00:27:18] Who's running this? [00:27:20] Get this ugly mother out of my face! [00:27:23] [00:27:24] Well, excuse me for living. [00:27:26] [00:27:27] Los Locos kick your ass Los Locos kick your face [00:27:31] Los Locos kick your balls lnto outer space [00:27:35] That won't work. Push on the window. [00:27:38] [00:27:39] Push, man! [00:27:41] [00:27:42] I'll unlock it. [00:27:43] [00:27:44] A droid! [00:27:45] Is he a cop? [00:27:47] -I seen one before. -Me too. It's a.... [00:27:50] [00:27:52] -It's a Mitsubishi! -No. Am Johnny Five. [00:27:55] It's talking, man. [00:27:57] Sure, they all do that, man. What are you doing here? [00:28:02] I'm sightseeing. Many people are angry. Why? [00:28:06] -Is it your car? You're watching it? -No. [00:28:10] -Are you angry too? -No. I want to be your friend. [00:28:14] -You can open any car you want? -Sure. [00:28:17] [00:28:18] Hey, you want to help us out? [00:28:20] We got this job looking for old car stereos... [00:28:24] [00:28:25] ...that need to be polished and repaired and stuff. [00:28:29] Then we put them back and everyone's happy. [00:28:32] [00:28:33] Yeah, we work for the Department of Car Stereo Repair. [00:28:37] We're overworked. We got too many cars to do. [00:28:41] [00:28:42] See all those cars? [00:28:43] [00:28:44] We got to do them all. [00:28:45] [00:28:46] We don't get to go home to our families... [00:28:49] ...and little babies. [00:28:51] [00:28:54] -Is it doing it? -I can't see. I think it split, man. [00:28:58] [00:29:02] I got radios! Stereos! CD's! [00:29:04] Everything for cars at low prices! [00:29:07] Look at me! I'm in a panic! I'm frantic and I'm... [00:29:11] [00:29:12] ...manic! [00:29:14] [00:29:34] Hola, dude. Check it out, man. [00:29:36] [00:29:37] Pretty nice, eh? [00:29:38] [00:29:39] Need help to find Ben... [00:29:41] ...and Frederick, 1 35 West Lafayette Blvd. [00:29:44] Yeah. Yeah, that's right across the street. [00:29:48] [00:29:50] -Is this a stunt? A joke? -No humour is involved. [00:29:55] -Collecting input. Urban input. -Be careful! [00:29:59] You really should cross at the crosswalk. [00:30:02] [00:30:03] You lost Johnny?! [00:30:04] [00:30:05] Stop backing up, you untrustworthy person. [00:30:08] I did not lose him! He ran out. [00:30:11] My friends, I have lowered them down. [00:30:15] Your friends? What about me and this business? [00:30:18] [00:30:20] I found this machine across the street. [00:30:23] Am I not telling you not to go out of doors? [00:30:27] Outside is city. Awesome input. You didn't tell me. [00:30:31] [00:30:32] You have been vandalized all over. [00:30:34] [00:30:35] Decorations. Petroleum byproducts. [00:30:37] [00:30:38] Los Locos kick your ass Los Locos kick your face [00:30:41] Los Locos kick your balls lnto outer space [00:30:45] I'll clean you. If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap. [00:30:50] [00:30:51] You saved our bacon. Thanks. [00:30:53] It's remarkable! It's yours? [00:30:56] There's only one and we got it. [00:30:58] [00:30:59] We're using it to build these toys. [00:31:02] That's very nice. [00:31:04] I'm Oscar Baldwin. I work across the street. [00:31:08] I thought this was vacant. [00:31:10] [00:31:11] You should join the merchants' association. [00:31:14] I'm the committee chairman. [00:31:16] [00:31:17] We'll be gone in a month. [00:31:19] You have removed 57 car stereos? From automobiles? [00:31:23] [00:31:24] You ripped stuff off? [00:31:26] Not ripping, unscrewing. For the Department of Car Stereos. [00:31:31] Dummy, you boosted stereos! That's stealing. You got fingerprints? [00:31:36] [00:31:37] Stealing? "To take another person's property unlawfully"? [00:31:41] -They said it's their job! -They scammed you, tricked your ass. [00:31:46] I have more brains in my nose than he has at all. [00:31:49] [00:31:50] I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled? [00:31:53] [00:31:54] This isn't the countryside. This is the cityside. [00:31:57] [00:31:58] People here are very complicated. [00:32:01] I've spent my life as one and don't understand them. [00:32:05] -Now, please, will you stay inside? -Okay. [00:32:09] [00:32:17] Let's go. [00:32:18] -I'm allergic to this stuff. -Come on. [00:32:21] [00:32:22] Key is in the ignition. [00:32:24] -Get it! -Got it! [00:32:25] [00:32:27] Stephanie, the toys are nearly done. [00:32:30] People here get angry easily. They need more fibre in their diet. [00:32:35] [00:32:36] Or maybe it's just me. Johnny. [00:32:38] P.S. Enclosed is something called a chili dog. [00:32:41] [00:32:46] Masks? [00:32:47] Disguises? [00:32:48] [00:32:49] Our showroom closes at 6. [00:32:51] [00:32:53] Let's get that craphead. [00:32:55] [00:32:57] Have a seat, gentlemen. [00:32:59] [00:33:00] Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny? [00:33:04] [00:33:05] Bad humans! [00:33:06] [00:33:09] Allow me to demonstrate centrifugal force. [00:33:12] [00:33:14] Return your seats to the upright position. Prepare for landing. [00:33:18] [00:33:19] " Robot ejects prowlers, film at 1 1 ." [00:33:22] [00:33:32] "To the moon, Alice!" [00:33:34] -What do these masked men want? -Is everyone treated this way? [00:33:39] -Now we need a security system. -Security system? Sure. [00:33:43] [00:33:45] R-E-S-P-E-C-T That is what I'd like for me [00:33:49] Quiet down. I can't hear myself forget what I'm studying. [00:33:53] [00:33:54] I can't even remember the name of Warren G. Harding. [00:33:58] [00:34:01] -Johnny. -Hi, Oscar! [00:34:03] [00:34:04] This might interest you. [00:34:06] -Sightseeing tips. -Lots of input. [00:34:09] Oscar, thank you. [00:34:11] [00:34:14] I'll read it again later. [00:34:15] [00:34:16] -Found one. -Great. [00:34:17] [00:34:18] -Got it? -Yep. [00:34:20] [00:34:22] Hello there! [00:34:23] [00:34:24] I wanted to give you that application. [00:34:26] [00:34:27] -I'll get to it. -What's he doing? [00:34:29] [00:34:30] -Making contraptions for protection. -How does that thing work? [00:34:34] -By remote control? -You talk to it. [00:34:37] Amazing! I know computers, and we'd pay at least... [00:34:41] [00:34:42] ...half a million for him. [00:34:44] Johnny Five total value, $1 1 ,002,076... [00:34:48] ...and 1 7 cents. [00:34:50] Eleven million dollars! And well worth it! [00:34:54] Capable of doing anything, and a personality to boot. [00:34:58] [00:34:59] Thank you, Oscar. Adios. [00:35:01] [00:35:02] I like Oscar. He's friendly. He treats me with R-E-S-P-E-C-T. [00:35:06] [00:35:09] -The right to have bare arms. -What's the deal? [00:35:12] [00:35:13] -The robot's worth $1 1 million? -Yeah, so? [00:35:17] [00:35:18] We're making toys for $50 grand? Let's sell the big one! [00:35:22] That is not possible, for very personal reasons. [00:35:26] [00:35:27] Johnny Five cannot be sold. Am I making myself transparent? [00:35:32] Oh, yeah, transparent as hell. [00:35:35] I have a partner who doesn't want to be rich. [00:35:39] [00:35:41] But if everyone was rich, everyone would have a Bisana. [00:35:45] [00:35:46] I'm taking you to lunch. [00:35:49] I've thought about Sandy. [00:35:51] -How she has your jeans steaming. -Not true. [00:35:55] It's a surprise who they go for. You'd think it'd be me. [00:35:59] [00:36:00] -It's always a guy like you. -She never recognizes me. [00:36:04] [00:36:06] You know what you should do? Break it up with some small talk. [00:36:10] [00:36:11] Talk about the weather... [00:36:13] ...then compliment her shoes or her earrings. [00:36:16] [00:36:17] Then say something personal. Tell her you're... [00:36:21] ...fascinated by her blue eyes. [00:36:23] -Bill will pay for me. -Who? [00:36:26] How you doing? Good game-- Great! Fine, fine young athlete. [00:36:31] I'm with him. [00:36:32] [00:36:33] -Hypnotic blue eyes. -That sounds good. You're on a roll. [00:36:37] [00:36:38] You know what I'd do? See her today. Absolutely. Right after lunch. [00:36:43] I'm not that hungry. I'll watch the store. [00:36:46] [00:36:47] Go for groceries. I'll cover for you. [00:36:49] -You think so? -Yes. [00:36:51] Thank you, Fred. [00:36:53] Sandy Banatoni.... [00:36:54] [00:36:55] J. Five, I got people dying to meet you. [00:36:58] Frederick, why do humans not like me? Call me craphead? [00:37:02] They like you. " Craphead" is a compliment. [00:37:05] [00:37:10] Major input! [00:37:11] I'll be right back after these words. Input, input, input! [00:37:16] [00:37:23] Treasure lsland! Origin of the Species. [00:37:26] [00:37:27] Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex. [00:37:30] [00:37:33] Five? [00:37:34] [00:37:37] Ah. More! [00:37:39] [00:37:42] Fabulous! [00:37:43] That was good. I like that one. That one too. [00:37:46] [00:37:47] Boring. The movie was better. [00:37:49] [00:37:50] These two are wonderful! [00:37:52] [00:37:53] You're going to get us busted! [00:37:55] I must read these two books very carefully. [00:37:59] [00:38:02] Great books. May I have these, craphead? [00:38:05] [00:38:07] Five, let's go. [00:38:08] [00:38:09] See those two guys down there? They want to take your books. [00:38:14] [00:38:16] Read any good books lately? [00:38:19] I covered many great subjects. Philosophy, religion, aerobics. [00:38:23] [00:38:24] There's more. I could read it all in 35 minutes. [00:38:27] [00:38:28] Give me a break. I got you some input. Now do something for me. [00:38:32] And watch the shirt. [00:38:34] [00:38:35] -Silk. -Damn right. [00:38:36] From Bombyx mori moth. "Silkworm." [00:38:39] I don't care! Come on, we'll be late. [00:38:42] [00:38:51] This is risky. It's broad daylight. [00:38:53] [00:38:54] All three are gone. It's our only chance. We'll be out in a minute. [00:38:59] [00:39:04] I did this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire. [00:39:08] [00:39:21] Ladies and gentlemen! Pay attention to the persons... [00:39:25] ...attempting entry at 135 Lafayette. They are criminals... [00:39:29] ... thugs, bad dudes. Get the police, the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry... [00:39:34] [00:39:35] ... the Green Berets! [00:39:37] [00:39:39] The Nova project was scrapped, the robots destroyed. [00:39:43] [00:39:44] I'm sure it's a Nova robot. [00:39:46] Follow the red card. Winners all the time. [00:39:50] Red to black. [00:39:51] [00:39:52] Follow the red card, not the black. [00:39:55] [00:39:56] Ben Jahrvi, my partner, we've got-- [00:39:59] Ben Jahrvi? [00:40:00] [00:40:01] -Wasn't he with Nova Robotics? -He was Newton Crosby's partner. [00:40:05] [00:40:06] Whatever happened to those guys? They were such hotshots. [00:40:10] [00:40:11] Incredible. A breakthrough in artificial intelligence. [00:40:15] -Very impressive. -Fred Ritter. Nice to meet you. [00:40:19] [00:40:20] If it's not remote control, how do you get such a range of abilities? [00:40:25] Secrets which I'll explain once we have a sale. [00:40:29] -If you're interested. -Of course we are interested. [00:40:34] Sale. "To transfer ownership of property." [00:40:37] -What property is for sale? -You, I hope. [00:40:41] [00:40:42] -Fred wants to sell me? -A figure of speech. [00:40:45] I am not property. [00:40:47] One who is under control of another is a slave. [00:40:51] A robot into equal rights. [00:40:53] If you blow this, I'll pull your head off. [00:40:57] They cannot purchase me. I am alive! [00:40:59] [00:41:00] I'm endowed with certain inalienable rights-- [00:41:04] [00:41:09] Falling 32 feet a second. [00:41:11] [00:41:14] I'll make a big hit on Broadway. [00:41:16] [00:41:26] Steady. Watch the trim. [00:41:28] [00:41:32] It's great up here! [00:41:34] [00:41:35] No problems! [00:41:36] [00:41:38] Look up there! [00:41:40] [00:41:42] It's a bird! It's a hangglider! [00:41:45] I wish I were a bird. [00:41:47] The chrome-breasted input eater. [00:41:50] [00:41:51] Dream on, Johnny. [00:41:52] [00:41:53] Landing, 6:00. [00:41:55] Beginning final approach. [00:41:57] [00:42:06] What's this? [00:42:07] [00:42:09] Aesthetic input. Sculptures, modern art. [00:42:12] [00:42:18] -An early Brancusi? -Darling, it's a Hankoff. [00:42:22] It's gaunt, angular... [00:42:24] [00:42:25] ...repulsive. [00:42:26] [00:42:44] What do you think? We call them Funny Fingers. [00:42:48] [00:42:49] You've been here 2 months. [00:42:51] You haven't found one item I'd carry. [00:42:54] I found the robots. [00:42:56] Where are they? He's a street hustler. [00:42:59] He's no hustler. He's a robotics engineer. [00:43:02] [00:43:03] He worked for the government. He's very professional. [00:43:08] [00:43:13] Delivery boy. [00:43:14] [00:43:17] -He's my boss. -Sorry. [00:43:19] What's going on with the robots? It's close to the deadline. [00:43:23] [00:43:24] -We're making them like gangbangers. -" Busters." Gangbusters. [00:43:28] [00:43:29] Totally professional. I knew I could count on you. [00:43:33] [00:43:34] -Can I count on you? -The pogo-stick guy is waiting. [00:43:38] [00:43:40] I gotta run. Call me when they're ready. [00:43:43] [00:43:45] Sandy? [00:43:46] [00:43:47] It's time to tell you something very important. [00:43:51] I have a need to explain. [00:43:53] [00:43:54] Oh, God. There is a problem. [00:43:57] You can't finish on time? [00:43:59] [00:44:00] I knew it, I knew it. [00:44:02] [00:44:03] Mr. Slater told us not to take chances, but I did. [00:44:06] [00:44:07] Everything's okay. This is not my discussion of topic. [00:44:11] [00:44:12] Then what is? [00:44:14] [00:44:18] I am wishing to say there's a great deal of weather. [00:44:23] [00:44:26] You have attractive shoes and earrings. [00:44:29] [00:44:31] I'm fascinated by your hypnotic blue eyes. [00:44:35] I mean brown. [00:44:36] [00:44:37] They're brown. [00:44:38] [00:44:39] It's small talk. Chat-chit to increase the relationship. [00:44:43] [00:44:45] You don't have to make small talk. [00:44:48] You have to make the damn robots. [00:44:51] I have to run. Why don't you go back to work? [00:44:55] I'm damn sure to tell you when they're complete. [00:44:59] To damn to be sure. [00:45:00] [00:45:11] A new wardrobe would help. [00:45:13] [00:45:14] Sixty regular.... [00:45:15] [00:45:18] Great fit! Fashion statement! [00:45:20] [00:45:23] Mixing in with all the other bipeds. [00:45:26] I'm like you, except I'm from out-of-town. [00:45:29] [00:45:31] They're buying it. [00:45:33] [00:45:39] Beautiful architecture! Edifice: Romanesque. [00:45:43] [00:46:07] Can someone direct me to the answers? [00:46:09] [00:46:16] Maybe that's where the answers are. [00:46:19] [00:46:24] Yes, my child? [00:46:26] -Hello. Need input. -That's what I'm here for, son. [00:46:30] People dislike me. Call me droid, ugly. [00:46:33] Goodness. I've been called names too. [00:46:36] It hurts. We all want to be liked. [00:46:39] -It doesn't matter what people think. -No? [00:46:43] No! What matters is how you live... [00:46:46] ...what the Lord thinks. We're all equal before Him. [00:46:50] All equal? But I'm different. I'm a-- [00:46:53] [00:46:54] You're not. No matter what, you're as deserving as anyone. [00:46:58] [00:46:59] You possess the immortal soul. It makes you equal. [00:47:02] [00:47:03] Soul? [00:47:04] Input from Bible, Koran, Upanishads. [00:47:07] [00:47:08] I lean toward the Bible, myself. [00:47:10] [00:47:11] I have an immortal soul? [00:47:12] [00:47:13] Of course. You're human, right? [00:47:15] [00:47:16] No, I'm a machine. But I am alive. [00:47:19] [00:47:21] You don't play games in God's house! [00:47:24] No! Have questions. Need help. [00:47:26] [00:47:27] Then come yourself. You can't confess by remote control! [00:47:31] Now, out! Get out! [00:47:33] [00:47:41] Look at that thing. [00:47:43] Think it trashed the bookstore? [00:47:46] How many could there be? [00:47:48] [00:47:53] All right, fun's over. [00:47:54] [00:47:55] Police! Can you answer questions? Just the facts. [00:47:58] [00:47:59] Whoever is running it, come out. [00:48:01] I am out. Here I am. [00:48:03] [00:48:04] We've got complaints on this thing. [00:48:07] Complaints? I did something wrong? [00:48:10] [00:48:11] This is your last chance. [00:48:13] [00:48:14] Come out or we'll impound this equip-- [00:48:16] [00:48:17] But I am not equipment. [00:48:19] Am passerby, man on street, average. [00:48:22] Is it for real? [00:48:23] [00:48:24] I'm going to pick up my kids... [00:48:26] [00:48:27] ...and my wife.... Morgan Fairchild! [00:48:29] That's the ticket. You will book me, Dan-o? [00:48:33] [00:48:34] I'll make your day? Do not pass "Go"? I'm underage, you know. [00:48:39] [00:48:40] Hold it there. [00:48:42] [00:48:44] Mug shots? [00:48:45] -We need a record. -What now? [00:48:48] Jail is for humans. They're scum, but they're human. [00:48:52] Read my lip lights. I think, therefore I am. [00:48:55] [00:48:56] -Take it to Stolen Goods. -I am not stolen goods! [00:49:00] Out! [00:49:02] Hath not a robot eyes, hands, organs, dimensions... [00:49:05] [00:49:06] ...senses, passions? lf pricked, do we not bleed? [00:49:09] [00:49:10] Battery fluid, maybe. [00:49:11] [00:49:12] Let me get this straight. [00:49:14] You tried to sell Johnny Five? [00:49:17] Yeah. But it fell through. [00:49:21] [00:49:24] Where is he now? [00:49:25] [00:49:27] I lost him. [00:49:28] [00:49:29] I see. You lost him. Oh, well. [00:49:32] [00:49:34] -I misplaced him! Like car keys-- -How'd you lose a 700-pound car key?! [00:49:39] [00:49:40] -Back off! -Coward! [00:49:42] Snake in the grass! [00:49:44] [00:49:47] -Ben Jarvee? -Jahrvi! [00:49:49] [00:49:50] Oh. Hello. [00:49:52] [00:50:12] Stolen goods warehouse? He looks like a household appliance? [00:50:17] Johnny Five? [00:50:18] [00:50:19] Are you operational? Say something. [00:50:22] Hubcaps, corn dog, soul.... [00:50:26] What is this? [00:50:27] [00:50:28] He is delicate. [00:50:29] [00:50:30] A unique, mobile... [00:50:31] -...microcomputer robotics system. -We thought it was that. [00:50:36] [00:50:38] Okay, you're free to go. [00:50:41] [00:50:44] What are these clothes? [00:50:46] Attempt to look human, fit in, belong. [00:50:49] [00:50:50] Unsuccessful. [00:50:51] [00:51:06] People look at you and see a machine, so they treat you like one. [00:51:10] But this causes strange emotion. Not good. [00:51:14] What emotion is it? [00:51:15] [00:51:16] Feels like desert, wasteland. [00:51:18] Explain more explicitly. [00:51:21] Unpleasant, hollow, cold. [00:51:24] Loneliness? [00:51:25] [00:51:26] Loneliness, solitude? Yes! I have read about this in many books. [00:51:31] Bacon said, "A crowd is not company. [00:51:34] Faces are but a gallery of pictures." [00:51:37] [00:51:38] You're hitting the nail between the eyes. [00:51:41] You'll get accustomed to the feeling. [00:51:44] This is the way life is. [00:51:46] Since leaving lndia, I am having much loneliness. [00:51:50] You have loneliness? But you're human. [00:51:53] [00:51:54] Humans are everywhere. [00:51:55] [00:51:56] But for two humans to get together... [00:51:59] ...it is very.... [00:52:01] -Complicated? -Correct. [00:52:03] There's only one human I want to be the yin for my yang. [00:52:07] [00:52:08] Which one human? [00:52:09] [00:52:11] Sandy Banatoni, the human. [00:52:14] [00:52:15] Each time I am near her, the sweat in the palms... [00:52:19] ...the duckbumps, I'm so.... [00:52:22] Like a sweaty duck. [00:52:23] [00:52:25] No. Afraid. [00:52:26] [00:52:27] -Afraid to be rejected. -That makes you lonely? [00:52:31] Oh, yes. [00:52:32] [00:52:33] We have much in common. [00:52:35] You're lonely because no one believes you're alive. [00:52:39] I'm lonely because Sandy Banatoni is not knowing I am alive. [00:52:44] -But I can help you. -No, I am completely unhelpable. [00:52:49] I can't be a fast-talking social person. [00:52:52] I have scanned many megabytes on male-female relationships... [00:52:56] [00:52:57] ...courtship rituals, romance novels, poetry. [00:53:00] [00:53:01] I could give you input. [00:53:03] Johnny Five, you would do this? [00:53:06] -Yes. You're my friend. -That's wonderful! [00:53:10] [00:53:11] If you even help me to speak to Sandy, I'm jumping with joy. [00:53:15] Give me five, hombre! [00:53:17] [00:53:18] Oh, yes, and give me three. [00:53:19] [00:53:25] You have no background in this field at all. [00:53:29] We can't get the robot to do it. [00:53:32] It's a good idea. We can't get rid of it. [00:53:35] We can't get in. Why not get the robot to help us? [00:53:39] [00:53:40] It's a computer, probably with custom systems-- [00:53:43] [00:53:44] The jewels go to the museum in two days. [00:53:47] We're out of time. What's your plan? [00:53:50] There is no other plan. [00:53:53] This is our opportunity. [00:53:55] You keep the two partners out of the building. [00:53:59] [00:54:00] I'll deal with the robot. [00:54:02] You chose a place for my date? [00:54:05] On Sandy's way home. [00:54:07] I remembered a great book: Dating Do's and Don't's for Teens. [00:54:12] [00:54:16] Can you hear me? [00:54:17] [00:54:18] Are you able to hear? [00:54:19] [00:54:20] 1 0-4, buddy. [00:54:21] [00:54:26] With my magic antenna... [00:54:28] [00:54:31] ...presto! [00:54:32] [00:54:33] -Go! Now! Do it! -Okay, okay. Lord Rama. [00:54:37] [00:54:40] Ignition system's fouled up. Sorry, folks. [00:54:44] [00:54:47] Ben? [00:54:48] [00:54:50] Sandy. What a coincidence you're here. [00:54:53] I was thinking about you. [00:54:55] [00:54:58] Say, Sandy... [00:54:59] ...that's a swell dress. [00:55:01] [00:55:05] If your folks say okay... [00:55:07] ...let's go to the malt shop. [00:55:10] [00:55:13] Sure. Why not? [00:55:15] [00:55:17] A malt shop? [00:55:18] Hungarian malts. Good. [00:55:20] [00:55:22] It's a better view. [00:55:23] [00:55:28] -Strange to meet here. -" Meet." Closeness, proximity. Yes. [00:55:32] [00:55:33] The goal of two ones... [00:55:35] [00:55:36] ...who share space on a plane... [00:55:38] [00:55:39] ...is double oneness metaphysically. [00:55:41] [00:55:42] Don't be weird. Tell me that you're busy and things are okay. [00:55:46] [00:55:47] Say doll, this mug's got more moves... [00:55:50] ...than you got curves. I cracked that case. [00:55:53] [00:55:54] You're done? On time, like I wanted? [00:55:57] Yes. Definitely. [00:55:59] Great! [00:56:01] I'll have them picked up tomorrow. Terrific. [00:56:05] I have a good feeling about this. [00:56:08] This is great for me too... [00:56:10] -...at this stage in my career. -That's a good one. [00:56:14] All the world is a stage. [00:56:17] Yeah? Well, yeah! [00:56:21] [00:56:23] Get off! [00:56:24] You know Shakespeare? [00:56:26] Are you troubled by irregularity? [00:56:29] [00:56:30] Get off, Felix! Garfield! Do I look like a mouse? [00:56:33] [00:56:34] It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. [00:56:38] [00:56:41] You're not on drugs, are you? [00:56:43] [00:56:47] I knew a guy like you. Then he decided he was God. [00:56:51] God! [00:56:52] -God, uh, Jehovah.... -I think he needs some coffee. [00:56:57] [00:57:00] French now, huh? [00:57:02] Each time I see you, I think, " Is he naturally this... [00:57:07] ...eccentric, or is this just an act?" [00:57:10] [00:57:11] Move the balloons! [00:57:12] [00:57:13] What are you really like? [00:57:15] [00:57:18] I see. No answer to that one. Why are guys like that? [00:57:22] Go on! [00:57:24] [00:57:26] Every guy is the same. [00:57:28] [00:57:34] Yeah, you! [00:57:35] [00:57:37] Okay. [00:57:38] [00:57:39] --guys just smile. [00:57:41] [00:57:46] I know a little Spanish. [00:57:48] [00:57:50] " My mother... [00:57:51] [00:57:52] ...sleeps...with your dog?" [00:57:55] [00:57:59] It's a saying in my country... [00:58:02] ...where sometimes we speak Spanish. [00:58:05] Your mother doesn't sleep with my dog. No, no. [00:58:09] She sleeps with people who are like dogs. [00:58:13] I mean.... [00:58:14] What a maroon. [00:58:16] [00:58:17] I better go. [00:58:18] No, no. I am.... Please, I am sorry, huh? [00:58:23] I confess to you now, Sandy. [00:58:25] [00:58:26] Everything I've been saying has been coming not from me... [00:58:30] ...but from my friend who's controlling the sign. [00:58:34] [00:58:41] Someone prompted you? [00:58:43] [00:58:44] Please, I must escape this embarrassment. [00:58:47] No, wait. [00:58:49] Please, sit down. [00:58:51] [00:58:52] Do you mean that you're interested in me, personally? [00:58:56] [00:58:57] Yes. [00:58:58] [00:59:01] That's what it was! [00:59:03] You've tried so hard. [00:59:05] [00:59:09] The expense alone.... [00:59:10] [00:59:11] I am wanting to speak to you with my tongue untied. [00:59:14] [00:59:16] It's really sweet. [00:59:18] [00:59:19] You could've told me. [00:59:21] [00:59:24] So.... [00:59:26] [00:59:27] What do we talk about now? [00:59:29] Do you like music? [00:59:31] [00:59:32] Don't tell me. This one is: [00:59:34] -" Bo Diddley," by Mr. Diddley! -What year? [00:59:38] -Nineteen.... Fifty-five. -Fifty-five! [00:59:41] [00:59:45] Mr. Diddley did more for this country than Warden G. Hard-on. [00:59:50] Harding. [00:59:51] [00:59:54] It's okay, Ben. [00:59:55] [00:59:57] Time is fun when you have flies. [01:00:00] I know a great club. You up for it? [01:00:03] I'm in all ways for it most definitely. [01:00:06] -We need a cab. -I'll get it. Allow me. [01:00:10] [01:00:11] You can't get a cab in this city. [01:00:14] [01:00:16] -Did I startle you? -What is that? [01:00:18] -What is what? -That! [01:00:20] [01:00:21] There's 231 2 cabs in this city. There's one now! [01:00:25] Hey, taxi! [01:00:26] [01:00:29] Bull's-eye! [01:00:30] [01:00:35] What is that? Looks like one of your toys. [01:00:38] [01:00:39] It does, doesn't it? [01:00:41] [01:00:42] Please tell me what that is! [01:00:44] [01:00:45] Thank you for stopping. [01:00:47] [01:00:50] -Please. -Excuse me. [01:00:52] [01:00:54] Number Johnny Five. [01:00:55] [01:00:57] Thank you, friend. [01:00:59] [01:01:02] -You go back home. -Okay. [01:01:04] [01:01:15] All loaded. One thousand toy robots. [01:01:18] Is that it, Robby? [01:01:20] [01:01:21] -Are you enjoying planet Earth? -What? [01:01:25] [01:01:26] -Take me to your leader. What's this? -Huh? [01:01:29] [01:01:31] This is XL-7, over and out. [01:01:33] [01:01:40] Oh, Oscar! Hola, dude! What's happening? [01:01:44] [01:01:52] Number Johnny Five, the date was... [01:01:55] [01:01:58] ...such a success. [01:02:00] [01:02:01] We talked. [01:02:02] [01:02:03] We danced. [01:02:05] We drank champagne. [01:02:07] Sure came through with the money. [01:02:10] [01:02:11] Our first big score. Half those zeros are yours. [01:02:15] [01:02:17] You gonna hold a grudge all your life? We're finally making it! [01:02:21] [01:02:24] Who are you guys, anyway? [01:02:26] [01:02:29] Number Johnny Five? [01:02:30] [01:02:31] You're a friendly guy. I always enjoy our talks. [01:02:34] [01:02:35] Well, I always enjoy talking to you. [01:02:37] [01:02:38] You know something? [01:02:40] I'm worried about our friends, Ben and Fred. [01:02:43] [01:02:44] Frederick is not my friend. [01:02:46] [01:02:47] I never liked him either. [01:02:49] [01:02:50] -Ben's our friend. -True-blue! [01:02:52] With all the vandalism and attacks by those thugs... [01:02:56] ...we have to make sure Benjamin is safe. [01:02:59] [01:03:00] Now, across the street... [01:03:02] ...is a secret room I know about. It's a perfect hiding place. [01:03:07] Ben can use an escape tunnel to that room... [01:03:10] ...in case they return. [01:03:12] [01:03:13] I worked it out in detail. It's taken me a long time. [01:03:17] Borrowing blueprints, buying equipment. [01:03:20] [01:03:21] Here, let me show you. [01:03:23] [01:03:25] Get in there. [01:03:27] [01:03:31] -Oh, dear! -I get it. [01:03:33] Industrial espionage. [01:03:35] We got a toy and the big boys want it. [01:03:38] You'll be here a while. Someone'll let you out Monday. [01:03:42] [01:03:43] Johnny Five'll knock you into the next zip code! [01:03:47] The robot's working for us now. [01:03:49] [01:03:50] When he's done, he'll be aluminum siding. [01:03:53] No, sir, please! [01:03:55] I wonder... [01:03:57] ...if you'd help me... [01:03:59] [01:04:01] ...finish my hiding place... [01:04:03] [01:04:04] ...for our friend, Benjamin. [01:04:06] [01:04:07] Certainly. I'd detach my right arm for Ben. [01:04:10] And my left. Both arms. [01:04:12] [01:04:13] Wait. [01:04:14] [01:04:15] Underground excavation requires permits. Water, phones-- [01:04:19] I have all of them. [01:04:21] [01:04:25] Low bridge. [01:04:26] [01:04:27] This place is a mess. [01:04:29] [01:04:40] I'm sorry I tried to sell your robot. [01:04:43] [01:04:44] -I'm a jerk. I'm sleazy. -You're getting warmer. [01:04:48] When you owe as much money as me, it's a lot of pressure. [01:04:52] -Who would loan you money? -I had to go to a shark. [01:04:57] You're telling me you borrowed money from a fish? [01:05:01] A loan shark. [01:05:02] [01:05:03] If you don't pay them back, they remove parts of your anatomy. [01:05:07] [01:05:08] The shark money is what you used to help me? [01:05:11] I did it to help us. Give us our big break. [01:05:15] [01:05:17] You are risking your popular body parts... [01:05:20] [01:05:21] -...to start our business? -Yeah, only then I got greedier. [01:05:26] A robot worth 1 1 million bucks! I couldn't stand it. [01:05:30] [01:05:31] I knew it wouldn't work. [01:05:33] That thing ran me to hell and gone, which I deserve. [01:05:37] [01:05:38] How do you control it? It really doesn't work so good. [01:05:41] [01:05:42] There's something I've not told you. [01:05:44] [01:05:45] It's difficult to control because it is just like us. [01:05:48] [01:05:49] What? [01:05:50] It's making a lot of mistakes because it is alive. [01:05:54] [01:05:55] Alive? [01:05:56] I know what it's like for Ben, working long hours for little pay. [01:06:01] I work with other people's money. " Look, don't touch. No mistakes." [01:06:06] They treat me like a machine. [01:06:09] [01:06:10] Like a machine? [01:06:11] This makes you feel lonely. [01:06:14] Unhappiness. Oh, Oscar, come here. Come here. [01:06:17] [01:06:19] I understand. [01:06:20] [01:06:22] If those two dickheads smash up Johnny... [01:06:25] ...shut him down, he'll die? [01:06:28] If he loses power, yes. [01:06:30] [01:06:31] We got to get out of here! [01:06:33] [01:06:34] The two of us can take it. Mind over matter. Ready? [01:06:38] On three. One, two, three. [01:06:41] [01:06:46] My mind's not getting over that matter, that's for sure. [01:06:50] [01:06:51] Good golly! I am now missing my second date with Sandy. [01:06:55] [01:06:56] Oh, no. [01:06:57] [01:07:16] Squid. I need squid. [01:07:18] [01:07:19] Wait a minute, they screwed up! [01:07:22] Look! " Doo Wah's Chinese Restaurant." [01:07:25] It's the address! It's where we are! [01:07:28] [01:07:31] To whom do we tell this news? [01:07:33] Right. [01:07:34] [01:07:35] It won't help Johnny. [01:07:37] We may be too late already. [01:07:39] [01:07:40] Too bad we don't have a phone. [01:07:42] -I left mine in the Mercedes. -I'm serious. [01:07:46] Here's a phone line I can wire into easily. [01:07:49] Can't you use that? [01:07:51] You're a high-tech guy. Can't you make something? [01:07:55] Send them Morse code? [01:07:57] [01:08:06] Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar Digging 10 feet below [01:08:09] Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar [01:08:12] [01:08:13] Juicy Fruit to hold the wire in place. [01:08:17] [01:08:26] 91 1 . [01:08:28] [01:08:30] Ringing! It is ringing. [01:08:32] Someone has picked up. Quick, tell me the code. [01:08:36] [01:08:39] -Morse code. -I don't know! [01:08:41] -You don't? -I thought you did! [01:08:44] Some genius! You don't know Morse code? [01:08:47] How am I supposed to know Morse code?! [01:08:50] [01:08:52] What is that? [01:08:53] -The Beach Boys, " Help Me, Rhoda." -" Rhonda." [01:08:56] I'm studying pop music to increase my friendship with Sandy... [01:09:01] ...who I'll never see again. [01:09:03] Wait a minute. [01:09:05] Fred has this weird idea. [01:09:07] [01:09:20] Will it work? [01:09:21] She'll understand. She's very smart in this field. [01:09:25] [01:09:26] -She has an answering machine? -" Hi, I'm Sandy. You're not here... [01:09:31] ...leave message and I'll get on you. [01:09:34] -Please wait for beep." -Beep. First one. [01:09:38] Help me, Rhonda Help, help me, Rhonda [01:09:42] [01:09:46] 7-8-7-8-8-9-7-4 [01:09:50] [01:10:01] Madson steel alloy. A-450. [01:10:03] [01:10:04] -I'll dig around it. -No! [01:10:05] [01:10:06] No, it's okay. [01:10:08] [01:10:09] Oh, yes, yes. This is the secret room. [01:10:12] [01:10:13] I'd planned to enter with a torch. [01:10:15] Perhaps you have a faster way. [01:10:18] [01:10:19] -Entrance. Portal. A hole. -Yes. [01:10:21] [01:10:29] Good morning. You're on Daddy-O's Patio... [01:10:32] [01:10:33] ... with golden-oldie platter chatter. We've got more on tap. [01:10:37] [01:10:43] What the hell? [01:10:44] [01:10:51] Wait a minute. Ben? [01:10:53] [01:11:00] My plasma cutter's dangerous to humans. [01:11:04] [01:11:16] Turn here, I think. [01:11:18] [01:11:23] Broadway, keep going. [01:11:24] [01:11:25] If you're worried for your friend, why not call the police? [01:11:29] I did. Technically, he's missing. [01:11:32] He has to be gone 24 hours before it's official. [01:11:36] Something's wrong. [01:11:37] [01:11:38] -I know it. -Here's Broadway. [01:11:40] Left or right? [01:11:42] [01:11:50] Downtown, take a left! Hurry, please! We may not have much time. [01:11:55] Okay, Ben. This is a long street. [01:11:58] [01:12:03] -Tony Romeo! -1 6th Street! [01:12:05] [01:12:06] 1 6th Street! [01:12:07] Go, go! Hurry! Can't you go any faster? [01:12:10] [01:12:11] If you get a ticket, I'll pay. Move! [01:12:14] -1 6th Street. Next song? -Where'd you learn all this? [01:12:18] Leningrad. Everything from ABBA to ZZ Top. [01:12:22] [01:12:25] What is this? [01:12:26] Otis Redding, " Dock of the Bay." [01:12:29] [01:12:30] " Dock of the Bay" ! Of course! Go toward the docks! [01:12:33] [01:12:34] Okey-dokey. [01:12:35] [01:12:44] Lucy, I'm home! [01:12:46] [01:12:47] Oh, my God! [01:12:48] [01:12:52] You're incredible! [01:12:54] [01:12:55] This is Benjamin's hiding place. Isn't it great? [01:12:58] [01:13:00] Hiding place is Heimdall bank vault. [01:13:03] Well, yes. [01:13:05] Of course, that's the whole idea. See? [01:13:08] What's safer than a safe? [01:13:10] [01:13:11] -But-- -We need one more thing. [01:13:13] We need to clear out all my old junk. Open this box. [01:13:18] Cutting hole in vault... [01:13:20] ...is not damage? Vandalism? [01:13:22] [01:13:23] Don't be silly, I own this vault. [01:13:25] [01:13:26] You can't vandalize something that's already yours. [01:13:29] [01:13:30] All right. [01:13:31] [01:13:39] Hold this. [01:13:40] [01:13:51] Open this. [01:13:52] [01:14:03] Precious stones. Diamonds. [01:14:06] The Vanderveer Collection. [01:14:09] This is your junk? [01:14:11] [01:14:12] Yeah. Excuse me. [01:14:14] [01:14:16] Oscar owns the Vanderveer Collection? Oscar! [01:14:19] [01:14:20] -" Louie, Louie!" -No, it's " Doo-doo" something. [01:14:23] [01:14:24] " Doo Wah Diddy" ! [01:14:26] " Doo Wah Diddy" ! [01:14:28] [01:14:30] What's a "doo wah diddy?" [01:14:32] [01:14:44] "The warmth in your heart makes others... [01:14:48] [01:14:49] ...happy." [01:14:50] [01:14:51] I like this one. "Opportunity is waiting. [01:14:54] You need but to open the door." [01:14:56] [01:14:58] Arm yourself. [01:14:59] [01:15:05] Hi. [01:15:06] It's coming, and it's smarter than I thought! [01:15:09] -We should take the robot! -Don't be absurd! [01:15:13] Taking jewels without permission is stealing! Ripping off! [01:15:17] [01:15:23] -You missed him! -We'll finish it off. [01:15:26] You idiots! Artificial intelligence-- [01:15:29] Will you shut up! [01:15:31] [01:15:54] Help! Police! Must find policeman! [01:15:56] [01:15:57] Constable! Gendarme! [01:15:59] [01:16:01] Hurry, we gotta get him! [01:16:03] [01:16:05] Police station. Which way? [01:16:07] [01:16:25] Where is he? [01:16:26] [01:16:34] -Explain yourself. -Do something! [01:16:36] Enlighten me. Why try to disassemble Johnny Five? [01:16:40] -Act-ay ared-scay. -Is your speech program scrambled? [01:16:44] [01:16:45] Act-ay ared-scay. Et-gay ehind-bay im-hay! [01:16:48] [01:16:49] Et-gee ehind-bay im-hay! [01:16:51] Oh, right. I'm scared. We better go. [01:16:54] Yeah, me too. Let's get out of here. [01:16:57] [01:16:58] I don't understand this input. What language is that? [01:17:03] [01:17:12] No, wait! [01:17:14] [01:17:19] Wreck it! It's a witness that can identify us! [01:17:22] No! Stop! Please! [01:17:24] Not a machine! [01:17:25] [01:17:26] -Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die! -Smash that damn thing! [01:17:30] [01:17:31] Please! Am alive! [01:17:33] [01:17:34] Stop! [01:17:35] [01:17:36] Do not kill me! [01:17:38] [01:17:41] It's still moving! Get it! Hit it! [01:17:44] [01:17:51] Finish it off! [01:17:52] [01:17:57] What the hell? Come back! [01:17:59] [01:18:09] Come back here! [01:18:10] [01:18:19] Good! [01:18:20] [01:18:26] Look out! [01:18:27] [01:18:35] Those things can kill you! [01:18:37] [01:19:16] Number Johnny Five? [01:19:18] [01:19:20] Fred, check outside. [01:19:22] [01:19:23] Where is he? [01:19:24] [01:19:25] A secret, sliding, descending staircase. Johnny Five? [01:19:30] [01:19:31] -Hands up! -What's the meaning of--? [01:19:35] -Don't move! -Stand apart, do it now. Now. [01:19:38] [01:20:57] Have you seen a robot? Looks like a metal grasshopper. [01:21:01] No grasshoppers today? [01:21:03] [01:22:15] J. Five! [01:22:17] [01:22:18] Hey. Stop! [01:22:19] [01:22:27] Oh, God! What did they do to you? [01:22:30] [01:23:02] I can't. I can't! [01:23:03] [01:23:04] The cops have him. [01:23:05] [01:23:19] Me? Me? [01:23:21] Fix? [01:23:22] [01:23:23] How? With what? [01:23:25] [01:23:44] Twist the purple wires together? [01:23:46] [01:23:48] Lo hell, bozo. [01:23:49] [01:23:50] Hello, zobo. [01:23:51] [01:23:52] Hello, bozo. [01:23:53] [01:23:54] Are you okay now? [01:23:55] [01:23:56] No. Backup power in go. Going. [01:23:59] -You can't plug into a wall? -Main wer-pow-- [01:24:03] Power circuits severed. Must reconnect... [01:24:06] [01:24:07] ...main battery. Pen-o-- Open. Quick, like a bunny. [01:24:11] [01:24:12] You're bleeding! [01:24:13] [01:24:14] Battery fluid.... [01:24:16] [01:24:17] No, Fred. Not your shilk sirt. [01:24:20] Silk shirt. [01:24:21] -Bombyx mori-- -Forget it. [01:24:23] [01:24:24] It's bandaged. Okay now? [01:24:26] Must repair wiring to memory. My memory is me. [01:24:30] If it loses power, I die.... Expire.... Buck the kicket. [01:24:34] [01:24:37] Just tell me what to do. [01:24:39] First, get soldering iron. [01:24:41] [01:24:44] This is it? No, that's not it. [01:24:47] [01:24:53] I can't do this! I'm no good at this! [01:24:56] Fifteen minutes you have to get good. [01:24:59] [01:25:01] Plenty of time...time. [01:25:03] [01:25:04] In a sort of runic rhyme, rhyme. [01:25:06] All right! Don't lose it! [01:25:09] Just tell me, step-by-step. [01:25:12] [01:25:13] We were nowhere near it. [01:25:15] [01:25:16] -I was in a Chinese refrigerator. -It's true! Smell him! [01:25:20] [01:25:27] Hurry, Fred. [01:25:28] [01:25:43] Backup power is going. [01:25:45] [01:25:50] Hurry! [01:25:51] [01:25:52] -Jesus! -Christ. Lived from 1 to 33 A.D. [01:25:56] Those are in. [01:25:57] -This is it, right? -Hope so. [01:26:00] [01:26:01] Here we go. [01:26:03] [01:26:06] Told you you could do it. [01:26:09] [01:26:10] I get your arm working, you can do the rest, right? [01:26:13] [01:26:14] -K.O., Derf. -Fred. [01:26:16] That's what I said. Derf. [01:26:18] [01:26:30] -Why dinosaurs? -They were on sale. It doesn't matter. [01:26:34] It doesn't matter. This'll get us past customs. [01:26:37] [01:26:38] Our gift to the Brazilian orphanage. [01:26:41] -Oscar? That schlub? -Yeah. [01:26:43] I can't believe it. How are you? [01:26:46] I'm 70 present, uh, president...percent repaired. [01:26:50] Why did Rasco lie to me? Try to disassemble? [01:26:54] Rasc--? Oh, Oscar! [01:26:56] [01:26:57] The jewels! They must be worth.... Who knows? [01:27:00] 37,862,000 lar-dolls. I thought my friend he was. [01:27:05] [01:27:06] Am naive. Gullible. Schlemiel. [01:27:08] Lesson one: Don't trust anybody. [01:27:11] [01:27:12] I trust you.... Now. [01:27:13] [01:27:14] Don't. I wouldn't trust me. I tried to cash in on you! [01:27:18] Humans are so plicompcated. [01:27:20] [01:27:22] Don't take it so hard. It's life in the big city. [01:27:25] [01:27:26] He suckered me, I'm the con man. [01:27:28] [01:27:29] He locked me and Ben in a room of squid. [01:27:32] He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you? [01:27:36] [01:27:37] He wanted us out of the way. [01:27:40] Kidnap the humans. Destroy the machine! [01:27:44] [01:28:00] All right! [01:28:02] Let's party! [01:28:04] [01:28:05] Take it easy. [01:28:07] Not human, but am a life form. Have soul! He me killed to try! [01:28:12] -What are you going to do? -Pursue, capture, incarcerate! [01:28:16] [01:28:17] These are serious guys! [01:28:19] You're hurt and your backup is gone! [01:28:22] I'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny to work out in out in. [01:28:27] -Perfectly functionality. -Listen to you! You can't talk right! [01:28:31] [01:28:32] A life form has to do... [01:28:34] ...what a life form has to do. Move. [01:28:37] [01:28:45] Cool it, life form! [01:28:47] What is that? How much for it? [01:28:50] Some way to treat a future U.S. citizen! [01:28:53] [01:28:54] Listen! A life is hanging on a tightrope. [01:28:57] Just got a 1 0-31 ! A guy was ripped off by a robot. [01:29:01] [01:29:02] You! [01:29:03] Hello. [01:29:04] [01:29:05] They broke in, and the robot-- [01:29:07] You are who spotted the robot? [01:29:10] -Come with me. -I have to do this. I was robbed. [01:29:15] [01:29:17] -The scene of the crime. -You'll never find them. They're gone. [01:29:21] [01:29:22] Find them I will. Activating spectro-analyser. [01:29:26] [01:29:27] Tire tracks. [01:29:28] [01:29:29] Goodyear radials, 21 5-751 5. Hop on, Derf. [01:29:32] [01:29:33] You can see their tire tracks? [01:29:36] Piece of corn. Can of cake. [01:29:38] [01:29:39] Suck doup. [01:29:40] [01:29:48] Oh, no. Fluid! He is leaking. [01:29:52] Hydraulic? Brake fluid? Lighter fluid? [01:29:55] You don't know your fluids. It's battery fluid. He's bleeding. [01:29:59] [01:30:03] Here. [01:30:04] Parked. [01:30:05] Gone. [01:30:06] [01:30:07] That-a-way. [01:30:08] [01:30:19] Don't worry. [01:30:20] My cousin was a Harley. [01:30:22] [01:30:23] -There! Chrysler LeBaron. Late model. -You did it! We got them! [01:30:28] [01:30:29] Headed south on Central, a man on a robot. [01:30:32] [01:30:33] Do you copy? [01:30:34] That is Johnny Five. [01:30:36] Charlie-six is on it. [01:30:38] [01:30:43] I don't believe it. [01:30:44] [01:30:46] We have to lose it! [01:30:48] [01:30:53] -We'll never catch them. -Check this |
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